Tigress at 36

i am at 36 weeks going on 37. 

i am walking like a huge penguin.

i have swollen ankle, though it is not that bad comparing to others.

i am breathless from walking and eating.

eating has been no fun cos i need oxygen more. but of course, eating is essential kan?

one fine night, Hub was doing his ever so loving job as a husband whom impregnated the wife, which is rubbing oil onto my big belly. and he asked:

did u scratch so much your tummy? it leaves 2 marks.

i was like what? what marks? what scratch?

well, of course i did do some scratching. a little. whatever.

and i looked into a big mirror.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

it is a nightmare!!!!

you see, when i was with ayra, i did not have a single line of stretch mark. nada. zero.

even if i scratch.

and this one!

why must it appear when i am actually at the end of third trimester?

why??

could it be that my routine of rubbing Bio Oil is not enough?

i mean, truthfully, i have been skipping this many times during this second one.

it's either i need to close my eyes quickly cos im sleepy.

cos my brain just could not keep track of what im supposed to do.

or plain lazy.

oh man. 

and few days ago i was standing in front of a tall mirror in my bedroom. 

and i shrieked

Ayraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

she looked at me like.. why mommy?

i saw 3 more popped out.

at the same place where the previous 2 were.

well, at least they decided to grow together at a place rather than me having to find where they are actually breeding. 

ive read how Vivy looked at it as a stripes of pahala.

im trying to convince it as one too

but 

 hayoooo so hard to put that in mind!

what i can foresee is me, telling this second one that this is a proof that i have carried you in my belly for 9 months. and kakak is a different story altogether. 

so how do i get rid of this stripes?

im beginning to feel like a tigress.

 

dont mess with me.